Fan Translates the Star Wars Prequels to Chinese... Then Back Again

A redditor saw fit to translate scenes from the Star Wars Attack of the Clones aka 'Second Gathers: The Duplicate Offensive' to Chinese then back to English again. The results range from weird to oddly encapsulating.
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  • 01

    The Prequels in a Nutshell

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  • 02

    Obi Wan Gets Deep

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    "why do i get the feeling you're going to be the death of me?"
  • 03

    Anakin Goes After Germany

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    "the chancellor doesn't appear to be corrupt"
  • 04

    Anakin Asks Obi the Real Questions

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    You told me your name was Obi Wan. Who the hell is Ben?
  • 05

    He returned... Bare.

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     Don't look Bail. Don't look.
  • 06

    Palpatine Proposes

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    If you so wish Palps.
  • 07

    Anakin's Relationship Problems

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    No wonder he's so angsty in this movie.
  • 08

    Obi Greets His Medication

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  • 09

    Obi the Geography Expert

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    "I BLESS THE CLONES DOWN IN AAAAAFRICA" -/u/dwrlewis
  • 10

    The Entirety of the Prequels in One Word

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    Our reaction whenever Jar Jar walks onto the screen.
  • 11

    Padme Foreshadowing

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    I mean, it's kinda true right?
  • 12

    Do What to the Planets?

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    yeah, uh. Ok you do that.
  • 13

    Yoda Reflects on Where Life Went Wrong

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    Who the hell is Sarah?
  • 14

    Yoda 2016

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    This one hits a little too close to home. 

    Was George trying to warn us from the future?

  • 15

    The Prequels Summarized

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    Really though. This would fix literally everything. 
  • 16

    Obi Wan Gets Jango's "Seismic Charges"

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     Doesn't he have Venmo?
  • 17

    Neither Do We

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    I scream this at my TV when I watch this movie.
  • 18

    Anakin is Tired of All the Love

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    Obi Wan can be an affectionate master.
  • 19

    No, it Really Isn't

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    You Neimoidians really need to work on your style Nute.
  • 20

    Obi is Picky About His Roller Coasters

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  • 21

    Is That Like Pulled Pork?

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    Whatever this means, it's making me hungry. "welcome home, lord tyranus"

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